Going to the regional vape competition and needed to bum a ride from someone that is going because you are too poor to afford a real hobby.
Hey Aaron! Could I hitch a ride to the vape competition that you are going to? You know, a regional vape ride?
by midweest January 23, 2022
Get the Regional Vape Ridemug. Originally from the tv show Mom, meaning to keep driving on an empty tank of gas. However now it’s used to mean when you know something is over but you haven’t left yet.
“I thought you got fired?”
“Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”
“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”
“Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”
“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”
by Jane03OM March 27, 2025
Get the Riding the zeromug. The sexual act of straddling or humping a penis that has noticeable, possibly painful, curve or bend to it
by FattNoodleCat May 19, 2023
Get the Ride the camelmug. My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023
Get the Riding The Singularity Wagonmug. When you have to go somewere that is strictly off limits and you fear the consequences of being courght.
" I pulled a sicky at work so I could see my kids school play and my bosses wife sat in the audience, talk about riding into the valley of death"
by Britney Sparkles July 9, 2024
Get the Riding into the valley of deathmug. Dick Riding is when someone often to gain favor or attention from another person. It implies that the person is figuratively "riding" the metaphorical "dick" (a vulgar term for male genitalia) of the person they are supporting, indicating a lack of independence or genuine belief in what they are saying or doing.
by Nthics April 29, 2024
Get the Dick ridingmug. (phrase / battle cry / life philosophy)
A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.
Usually yelled when:
- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.
- You’re doing something way above your skill level.
- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.
Usually yelled when:
- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.
- You’re doing something way above your skill level.
- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
Examples:
Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀
Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨
Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀
Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨
Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
Get the Ride like the wind, Bullseye!mug.