Driving a car with the seat laid back, the male positions his cock, and the girl into the riding position. Both facing forward, she controls the steering wheel, while you control the acceleration and breaking with your feet. Since you have limited visibility, she will determine the drive speed based on how hard she rides you. The faster she rides the more you accelerate, the slower she rides the slower you go.
Jack: Gosh, I sure am hungry.
Liam: let’s go get food
Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!
Liam: let’s go get food
Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!
by Smily pickle May 23, 2025
Get the Riding Dirtymug. PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
Get the hammock ridemug. The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum
"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
by McFzynps November 15, 2015
Get the Alaskan bike ridemug. The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.
Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"
Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
by jm6695 December 24, 2013
Get the The Ridings Theorymug. by Bert-Ro December 24, 2021
Get the Riding the Hulkmug. by ArtsyLocus August 29, 2018
Get the Cake Ridingmug. Is when you pay for the fare and in the morning you wish you never had taken the ride. The act of sleeping with a prostitute or permiscous gold digger.
by monkeyballs113 August 26, 2009
Get the Riding the busmug.