Potato Stuffer

Potato stuffer, Usually an obese black woman who is stuffed with “sour cream”

After my date with Sasha I was quite a “potato stuffer”

by Sherman Nutbugger August 27, 2021

Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.

YOU TABLE POTATO!

by PloraeX June 20, 2023

Potato

You will know a potato when you see one

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021

potato flop

When you’re about to suck something and it just flops and you can’t do it

Maria I totally potato flopped with Derik last night.

by GGladymomma May 10, 2018

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

Yashed Potato

Potato with a mashed up 'Yash'

I am eating yashed potato

by ISellDucksAtTesco February 15, 2024