pig

a cop

oh shit its the pigs

by lettuce is gay as flip November 24, 2020

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

Pigs

cops

Cops are pigs

by hehehehehehehehheehhehehehe November 29, 2020

gin pig

The gin pig can fly and is the son of Lorayna and savannah, they had hard raw seggs to make the gorgeous gin pig

Gin pig is gorgeous

by classicwaterbottle December 4, 2020

Nipple Pig

A person (typically gay male) with a fetish for male nipples. Typically in reference to men with oversized pectorals. Someone who is aroused by the sight of nipples and nipple play.

“Knowing the nipple pig that I am my muscle Alpha put me in sub space with one flex of his pectorals”

“Hey dude, sorry I couldn’t help but checking you out. Your pecs are huge! Don’t tell my wife, but I’m such a fucking nipple pig.”

“When he convinced me to get my nipples pierced, that’s when I realized I was truly a nipple pig.”

by doodleplur4u December 9, 2020

Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020

Pig

Unconscious police officer of the law, he who runs off animal instant over being an intellectual human, realistically a pig has more brains then a Unconscious cop.

Ah the pigs know whats right and choose to do the wrong things.

by Rhys Adam Campbell December 12, 2020