Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023

Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob
by I hate kpi retards November 19, 2020

A self proclaimed man who has a particular lust for unusual women. These women rang from being fat to transgender, or even black on occasions. A retard fionn is often known for his ability to write off a car in impossible circumstances
by ShiftingGearsAndStompingQueers April 29, 2024

People that show signs of retard, but not every time. Flashes of a retard. It’s ism. Not completely, but sometimes.
You suffer from retardism. Symptoms: foggy brain, social discard, jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, sticking bare wires on your tongue, crossing the cross walk on a “don’t walk” sign. DONT WALK!!!!!
by Book of Randy July 26, 2024

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent
by anonymous February 23, 2021

Retard is a slang term used against people with Autism Spectrum Disorder/Asperger's Syndrome, but also includes people with ADHD, ADD, Schizophrenia, OCD, Down Syndrome, Bipolar Disorder, PTSD, Anxiety Disorders, eating disorders, Specific Phobias and Psychosis.
"Bob is a fucking Retard"
by Supercheeseidecream February 5, 2021

by Jashill August 17, 2018
