Michael

A absolute chad who sells birth control pills

Michael sold stuff

by 09292009 April 12, 2023

Michael Jordan Mentality

What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have

“Jhit don’t got Michael Jordan Mentality”

by BIGGERBEEF January 29, 2022

michaeL

not just a drunk homeless asshole, he's the king of the trash heap, clawing his way to the bottom with each swig of his cheap liquor... With no life he will drink and be homeless, until he commits a RayRay.

Shut Up MichaeL we only allow you in here cuz you're a toy for us to abuse.

by SnoopyPi February 3, 2024

Michael appointment

Me >:3

A small YouTube channel called Michael_appointment that posted random stuff (she aka me is a minor) she (me) loves Fnaf and other stuff :D it means well Michael appointment someone took the name Michael afton and Michael afternoon also I love art and yeah..BYEEeEEeEee

by Michael_appointment February 4, 2024

Michael

He has a undeniably massive absolutely slangin fat juicy cock and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around you and you know it

“Damn Michael has big fat cock, I’m so jealous.”

by Good soup November 21, 2021

michael christman

1.) Feeler
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.

4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.

Jeremy: That michael christman is such a gay feeler. Am I right, Chris?
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.

by TheGayFeeler1999 May 6, 2018

michael heavens

Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall

That boy is such a michael heavens

by The spontaneous chick February 5, 2018