christmas in my mouth

When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.

Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.

by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017

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Mouth aids

When you've been out on the sesh drinking lots of alcohol and necking lots of strangers.... and your mouth just feels dirty and diseased.

I went out last night with the girls and this morning... mouth aids

Or

She's such a slut she necks everyone. Bet her mouth tastes like mouth aids.

by Secretiveslut11 September 30, 2018

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metal mouth

1. a mouth full of braces.
2. a metallic taste in the mouth due to medical conditions, or food.
3. a nickname for the old James Bond villain, Jaws.

1. "I went to the dentist yesterday, now im a metal mouth."
2. "This take out food tastes funny and now i have a case of metal mouth."
3. "Did you see that old James Bond film? Metal Mouth was such a pain, running into James Bond at the worst times."

by ADH84 June 2, 2019

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Meat in your mouth

Unable to speak the truth, always lying

Why do you have so much meat in your mouth? You are not supposed to lie to teachers.

by Godseeker March 28, 2024

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Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real

The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022

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