Massagoraphobe

A person who experiences intense emotional
distress, often manifesting as tears or
tantrums, when deprived of regular massage
therapy.

Example: "She's such a Massagoraphobe, she
cried for hours when her appointment got
cancelled."

by Nameh March 5, 2026

Massachusetts Apple Cider Lung

You stick a disposable weed vape in someone’s asshole, and then pull a hit from said cart while the asshole farts. This in turn causing you to smoke a fart, as the air taken in from the cart acts as a straw.

Yeah I gave him that Massachusetts Apple Cider Lung

by Starseekerrrrr March 13, 2026

Massive

something that daniel wheelchair says a lot

Steven “jesus wept lads my mums died of a massive tumor”

Daniel Wheelchair “do you know what else is massive?”

by Hadacurry February 15, 2025

Massive

Refers to the low taper fade meme being massive

P1‘The school bus is massive’
P2’And you know what else is massive’

by Marek oarelouate February 25, 2025

Massacre, the New American Dream

All you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
A massacre, the new American dream
Fed lies since the day I was conceived
A bastard son, a rebel, now look at me
Went from homeless to your TV screen
How's this for the American dream?
Feed pills to society
Give you a gun, and now there's a killing spree
I've given up on America's racist agenda
I'm fucked up from prescriptions and antidepressants
Massacre
Generation Y
Generation why are we
Why are we so casual 'bout these casualties?
all you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
In every church, school, and synagogue
Virginia to Littleton, when will it stop?
Turn on the TV, a nightmare or dream?
On every station massacres all I see
Massacre
Generation Y
Generation why are we
Why are we so casual 'bout these casualties?

All you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
I've had enough of prescriptions and antidepressants
I've had enough of you giving your people some weapons
I've had enough of prescriptions and antidepressants
I've had enough of you giving your people some weapons
Giving your people some weapons
(Massacre)
Giving your people some weapons
of prescriptions and antidepressants
(I've had enough) of you giving your people some weapons
(I've had enough) of prescriptions and antidepressants
(I've had enough) of you giving your people some weapons
All you killers on your killing sprees
A massacre's the new American dream
all you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
A massacre, the new American dream, dream
A massacre, the new American dream

by WorseThanHitler March 2, 2025

massive

the trigger word for the 'low taper fade' meme that will NEVER die out. as soon as someone mentions the word 'massive' they know what's coming

Person 1: woah that's massive! can i have some?

Person 2: you know what else is massive? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAAAAAAAAAAAPER FAAAAAAAAADE

by zdriplet March 6, 2025

massplain

explaining an opinion in great detail when it is already a standard opinion or widely held belief shared by a large portion of the population (the masses)

“Actually all lives matter…”

“dont massplain human rights to me

by Gentry Mxshane March 6, 2025