a straight up horny, retarded, perverted, gay/lesbian (if trans which they prob are) very adopted, actually sent to the orphanage 12 times and back in 2 months and overall very wet. oh yeah, also a raging alcoholic with a garage full of crack.
Josh's brother: 'Oh, hey Jo-'
*Josh's brother looks at josh in disgust and horror*
Josh's brother: 'Umm, josh y r u molesting 3 cats at once?'
Josh: 'Oh sah dude wanna join in?'
Josh's brother collapses from too much exposure to animal cruelty.
*Josh's brother looks at josh in disgust and horror*
Josh's brother: 'Umm, josh y r u molesting 3 cats at once?'
Josh: 'Oh sah dude wanna join in?'
Josh's brother collapses from too much exposure to animal cruelty.
by Josh=gay May 20, 2020

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons
Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons
Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
by JEPJEP November 7, 2020

Super awesome dude, a hit with girls and a super sporty guy often at the gym. He just might be the best person you will ever find.
What is there not to like about him: cool, cute, sporty, strong, friendly, and funny!
What is there not to like about him: cool, cute, sporty, strong, friendly, and funny!
by JEPPEJ January 5, 2020

person1: Don't get on Josh's bad side, he's autistic.
person2: trust me, I know. he killed my grandma.
person2: trust me, I know. he killed my grandma.
by raindu_ January 6, 2023

Josh is a powerful and handsome man. He will do anything to keep you safe and happy. He is very good-looking, sweet, caring, adorable, smart and funny. Once you find a Josh yourself, you will definitely fall in love. He is just too unique and perfect to not marry. If you ever stumble across such a man, you will become a big simp and you will do anything to please him. Furthermore Josh is a cuddle bear and you will have to give him a lot of attention when he opens up to you.
Have fun with your personal Josh, you will love it!
Have fun with your personal Josh, you will love it!
by his fiancé January 19, 2022

A Josh gray is like a perfect spicy buffalo wing that melts your face off, but you keep eating it because it hurts so good.
by Sloan.a.m March 10, 2022

by Mikarain February 19, 2023
