short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

by Soxoff February 14, 2012

john time

Multiply real time by 150 percent.

You say you will be here in 15 minutes, is that real time or John time.

by iamthatgood January 5, 2012

John McBlaine

John McBlaine is a mash up of John McCain and Pokémon's Blaine. He opposes Brock Obama.

The race for Pokéresident is heated this year. John McBlaine's really hitting the issues that Brock Obama won't touch.

by KillerSquare December 10, 2011

Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.

Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.

by GeezLouise23 September 4, 2011

John Sweeney

A man afraid of commitment

I'm not sure, I'm going to have to pull a John Sweeney on this.

by Helianski94 December 2, 2021

John Riley

Terrible person sometimes but an amazing person he rest the time. Has a lot of friends, is probably an extrovert. He loves memes and is a child of God who sins a lot. He normaly likes funny people. He is normally friends with people who are like him.

Omg have you seen John Riley's new meme

by HandMadeYeeter November 4, 2019

Jimmy Johns

a food place where you get the good shit

JAMIE!!!! GO GET JIMMY JOHNS FOR DINNER NOT CHIPOTLE I ALREADY ORDERED IT YOU JUST HAVE TO PICK IT UP!!! Jamie: ok mum i just wanted TO GET FUCKING CHIPOTLE JESUS CHRIST!!!

by ItzYaboiAC November 11, 2020