Ball crack

The crack in between your balls. It is general knowledge that the bigger the ball crack the less attractive the man.

Man: Did you see Ryan's ball crack
Woman: His ball crack isn't even as big as Kade's.

by Siejsnms August 23, 2019

Crack head rob

That guy who walks around with a lawnmower, hes always mowing yards in the summer and your pretty sure he lives in the woods.

"There's crack head rob tell him I need him to do our grass next"

by moneytrees98 February 5, 2019

Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.

"is this going to be a crack story?"

by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 26, 2023

Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 8, 2021

Crack

The act of hitting someone’s jaw with a clenched fist

Hamoudi from Granville: Whats wrong cuz?
Moey DW: I’m about to crack this cunt
Hamoudi from Granville: Why do you wanna crack him cuz?
Moey DW: Cuz he keeps giving me dirties like I know the bloke or something
Hamoudi from Granville: Alright cuz let’s crack him together

by this_is_how_we_do August 27, 2021

Crack-en

A giant squid who deals the good stuff in the Mariana Trench

Go see Uncle Crack-en

by TheGodOfTheDrPhil September 17, 2019

crack

to “crack” someone is to have consensual sex with a person typically referring to a one night stand.

you said you’ve been talking to stephanie? dude i hate to tell you this but brian cracked her last week

by lilbootyjuice July 21, 2025