a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.
"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
by LightBoy December 9, 2005
Get the green puddle skippermug. by the midget November 27, 2004
Get the smirnoff green applemug. Grant: "Dude I totally gave that girl the Green Bay Cheez-it in the Tundra Lodge's hot tub this weekend"
Will: "Fucking right dude. Its almost as good as my weekend, when I gave my girlfriend the Angry Dragon.
Will: "Fucking right dude. Its almost as good as my weekend, when I gave my girlfriend the Angry Dragon.
by N. Igger October 19, 2009
Get the Green Bay Cheez-itmug. by Joshua T, Gabe January 8, 2006
Get the All-greenmug. I taught my green baby to walk on its hands and juggle with it’s feet then sold it to the circus.
Those are two of the homeliest people I’ve ever seen. They would have some real green babies.
Those are two of the homeliest people I’ve ever seen. They would have some real green babies.
by Muff Crusher August 10, 2008
Get the green babymug. 
"Guess what? I heard Josh is a green banana!"
"No way! Well that explains why he asks so many questions in sex-ed!"
"No way! Well that explains why he asks so many questions in sex-ed!"
by Greenie Man June 15, 2009
Get the Green Bananamug.