Cream job

Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.

Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.

by dahcmo September 4, 2016

Golden Ice Cream Cone

The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.

“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”

by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024

ice cream

Why are you looking up “ice cream” on Urban Dictionary?

One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…

by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021

cream piece

Another person who let’s you cream in them willingly and leave as you please (multiple times).

“oh your talking to that girl?”
“no she’s just my cream piece”

by alexistexasssss July 6, 2020

Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023

Ice Cream Holder

A person who is in other words gay. Who tries to hide the fact he/she is but, doesnt quite do it right.

Oh, theres another ice cream holder at it again, he is so gay!

by Genral White Kracker July 19, 2009

Whipped Cream

When you creampie a girl and another guy fucks the cream-pied pussy, essentially "whipping the cream".

"I heard that guy Awab whipped her cream"
"No way I heard Abdul and Hamzah did it together too"
"She got whipped cream you know"

by had1 August 2, 2021