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Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage
“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant
by Applebottomtop November 6, 2022
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Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
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Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.
I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!
by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019
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ice cream sesh

thoughts : i’m depressed

also thoughts : ice cream sesh
person : *vibes and complains there fat*
by daddy fuck nr June 2, 2021
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Reverse Creaming

A reverse creaming is performed while in the act of jerking off your male partner.
The crux of it is in tricking your partner to believe his ejaculate will land either on you or around his penis,
at the last moment before ejaculation; you are to aim your partners penis towards his face suchthat the ejaculate will land squarely in his face.
It's supposed to be surreptitious in nature, but consensual reverse creaming are known have happened
Ohh man, me and my girlfriend was going down on me last night.

Thought I was going to finish in her face and then she reversed creamed me when I closed my eyes.
A little bit went into my mouth, I hate Reverse Creaming
by functionallyInert December 14, 2023
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Cream pie

CHOOSE WISLEY!

When a male ejaculates inside a female’s vagina which can cause an unexpected pregnancy

OR

Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.
Her: “Don’t cum inside”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here

OR

Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”
by PaytonPratt June 4, 2020
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Devil's Ice Cream

A strain of weed that mixes AK47 and Diablo, born in Maine
"Man I got that good shit, its called the Devil's Ice Cream"

"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"
by Cougar75 February 8, 2010
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