Tallahassee Turkey Call

When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.

After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.

by Sundays are for the boys May 31, 2022

Call out session

When the ops . Calling you out- pressing you or the got damn levee just broke on a ton of shit been holding in for too long.

Yo, I’m sick of this shit Mike , LETS FUCK UP THE WORLD.
HEY JANEY , MIKES A DOUCHE LETS FUCK HIM UP.
JANIE LETS FUCK8NG STILL MIKE SHIT SO HE CANT DJ SATURDAY.
Yo Dave I’m sick of 5he sumbliminals you calling me out? Call out session?

by ic3qu33n December 12, 2021

Call of duty

A mid game that has been the same for 18 years

Damn, Call of duty sucks ass.

by _Oink December 15, 2021

One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that made penguinz0 traumatised as a child.

“Damn bro One Missed Call fucking sucked”

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 8, 2022

Can’t call

Response to “what’s up?” meaning nothing much/can’t complain.

Tyler: What’s up with it Quette?
Quette: Can’t call, what’s good with you

by Oneandimout March 15, 2022

Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022