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crayon crunchers 

A crayon cruncher is a name given to the lowest class in De la Salle high school.
There average day consists of 3 crayons in the morning. A lick of the window at lunch. And a small nap before going home to play minecraft.
I'm covering the crayon crunchers today, so I'll probably have my work cut out for me!!
crayon crunchers by Irish Boi October 20, 2017
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Dat Nigga craay if his wifey leave him.
Craay by Allahatopia November 21, 2018

porcelain crayon 

1: A turd
2: Fecal matter
"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.
porcelain crayon by Kory W. February 12, 2008

anti-cray campaign 

Started in Minnesota by a girl with anti-cray morals. The idea behind the campaign started with being against all cray-girls giving normal awesome girls a bad wrap to get over when meeting a cool guy. The concept then quickly morphed into anti-cray of any sort.
"dude, shes creeping on my facebook and wont leave me alone"
"omg. you need to know more about the anti-cray campaign... seriously. it's legit."

also:

on facebook wall::
Girl: hi! hope youre having an awesome summer! Miss you!
Guy: I am! How's your summer? Miss you too!!

Girl: Summer's awesome! We should hang out more like we did last year!

Guys GF: WTF!!!

Girl: #anticraycampaign.
anti-cray campaign by RealMN651 September 6, 2012

Every crayon in the box 

An “every crayon in the box” kind of guy is someone who is called gay
Brad is an every crayon in the box type of guy

Yeah, He’s an every crayon in the box type of guy

Crusty Crayola Crayon 

CCC. Crusty Crayola Crayon. A Crusty Crayola Crayon is someone who is well, crusty. Someone who is just down right gross. That one crayon no one wants because it's broken, used, dull, CRUSTY, paperless. The number one heartbreaking insult. - Dadalynn
"You fucking Crusty Crayola Crayon, how could you!?!"

"Ew she's such a crusty Crayola Crayon."
crap. like, ya know, that shity shit that comes outta ur ass when u popped to many ex-laxxes
suck my crayap
crayap by sonihi April 6, 2004