They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Group Call

When a group of sexually confused teenagers have a Skype call that lasts longer than 2 hours. Normally contains 4 people, 2 girls, 2 guys and they will try to impress one another until someone jizzes in their pajamas.

"Hey Andy, want to have a Group Call?"

"Sorry Isabela, I've discovered my sexuality, sorry."
"Well that's a shame, i'll find other sexually confused 15 year old."

by Lettuce (Vegan Destroyer) August 7, 2016

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

callmejoe.com

What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!

by dontcallmejoe October 19, 2020

call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"

by fishboy123 August 30, 2013

Calling it spades

Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.

Call it spades-

Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.

by lucy camenia September 7, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025