April 19th

The anti-give money, relief; they owe you money, now

T: “ I don’t make the rules” *show pic that says* “national give someone $10 if they are shorter than you day!”

M: no it’s not. Shows real definition of April 19th

by Low-key dead inside April 19, 2024

April 6th

Suck your boyfriend's dick day!

Let your gf suck your dick on this day!

BF: Wanna suck my dick?

GF: Sure! I mean, its April 6th after all

by randomdude101210 March 27, 2024

april 3

national send soapy titty pics day

"bro, why did you send me a picture of your nipples in the shower?"
"dude don't you remember? its april 3!"

by jose puerco April 3, 2023

April 14th

National day to tie up your wife and make her squirt by any means necessary

Get the rope baby, it’s April 14th

by Cummer748 April 14, 2024

april 4th

april 4th is when you and that special someone cuddles all day

you: hey its april 4th!
special person: ay no way lets cuddle all day
you: sounds great :)

by by xoxo April 2, 2022

april 28

is my birthday so everyone has to be nice to me or they are getting their asses kicked by my best friend so yeah

random bitch: uhh why are you beating up that girl ??
my bestie: oh bcuz she called my friend a baked potato on april 28, aka their birthday and thats why im beating her up
random bitch: oh- umm ok, you do you ig

by theodore<33 July 21, 2025

April 20

A day your friend has to show you her boobs no exceptions.

Yo bro it’s April 20th. Oh lemme show you my boobs then.

by Johnnyboy099 June 20, 2023