sky riding

a euphemism for farting a lot; passing so much gas that you shoot up into the air

There was cabbage in that soup? Great, I’ll be sky riding in a few minutes

by kuchikopi March 7, 2018

RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.

You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021

Meat Riding

Meat riding is a term to describe king henry slaves.

carter is meat riding

by balistah August 22, 2023

Banana-Butt Rascal Ride

When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.

I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!

by ChiSeaPeaChi March 16, 2024

Riding Solo

A male (thug) riding a dildo. Refers to an infamous video of DJ Buttpussy, a gay black male riding a blue dildo with the song “Riding Solo” by Jason Derulo playing as the video is sped up. (Which could also refer to a blue lightsaber and Han Solo from Star Wars)

Used to troll streamers and part of thug culture.

Xbox Players: What are you doing with Luke’s lightsaber 😲😲😲

DJ Buttpussy: I’m riding solo

by Steven Ambatukam May 30, 2024

Broomstick Riding

Nude running with a boner

"Wow look at a Vidit go!"
"Oh man! He's doing some mad Broomstick Riding!"

by ayyyyyyyy lmao June 26, 2016

Reykjavic Ride along

The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.

When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.

by Filth incarnate March 31, 2024