cold ass beer

The preferred temperature of a beer ice cold

DAMN! I want me a cold ass beer.

by HenTyler November 02, 2021

Beer Supplier Rep

A person who has NO selling power. In and out of accounts just dropping off samples and delivering empty promises. They are great for Open Bar tabs, Lunch and Merchandise. Will call you if they need to hit their end of month numbers with incentives you will never see.

I’m still waiting for my hats and T shirts from my Beer Supplier Rep because they were Beer of the a month Two months ago.

by BeerKween November 24, 2021

tonsil beer

when a guy nuts down your throat

"Im going to give her a tonsil beer"

by yoindiindi February 11, 2017

beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl

Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?

by sinistersarahs032587 November 22, 2015

Flying beer to the rescue

When a beer just appears

Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.

by Dave Davies August 02, 2022

Beer wear

some old fat dude who drinks beer all day in his underwear and the majority of his clothes is stained in beer

"Yo dude did you see that guy we just past?"
"Yeah, he's wearing Beer wear!"

by Dickdoodleham May 24, 2015

bunner beer

Upper Peninsula Apostolic ’beer’ of choice, Mountain Dew. Apostolic religion does not allow alcohol, so they drink Mountain Dew instead like it’s beer

Person 1: “I went to a wedding yesterday and they only had bunner beer”
Person 2: “Man, dry weddings are always awkward”
Person 1: “Not at an apostolic wedding, they get drunk off that!”

by whosp July 28, 2024