Cool life...

What you say when something disappointing or aggravating happens.

Jane: *trips and spills coffee all over her new dress*
John: HAHAHAHA!
Jane: *sigh* cool life...

by Linasaur November 16, 2010

Cool

You.

You're cool, I think that, I really do.

by cocaine dealer March 23, 2023

Cool

When you’re a chimp and can talk

Person1: so I was just cumming and then my mum came in-

Person2: shut up! It’s a chimp

Chimp: I’m a chimp and can talk

Person2: that’s cool

Person1: as I was saying, I did cum on my mum

by Big Cums April 25, 2022

Thank you, very cool

When used with a screenname, a good way to point out a probable troll. Especially useful in a long comment war, when you can see that people are taking things way more seriously than they were probably intended.

Thank you, Cirke, very cool

Thank you, MasterBaiter, very cool

Thank you, NotAFed, very cool

Thank you, very cool, YoMamma

by RecoveringKaren June 20, 2023

'mega cool'

When a shaggy haired person hypes themselves up in January-december

'what are they doing'
' don't worry there just being 'mega cool'
'i wanna be 'mega cool'

by Someonewhoexsists November 15, 2021

Cool

Robert

Robert is cool

by Eyesore420 November 18, 2020

Cool

Cool = marlon

yo he cool ...
yea cuz he’s a marlon

sksksk hi marlonnn

by cocksucker1012 June 9, 2019