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cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.
I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
mugGet the cell-u-lar-versitymug.

T the U

To tear up the uterus.
I was with this girl last night and she asked me to "T the U"

So I was "T-ing the U" and she started to squirt
by TtheU October 28, 2009
mugGet the T the Umug.

u

guy 1: hi, how was your day? mine was alright
guy 2: good, your?
guy 1: your wha-
guy 2: your mom
by simpforyourmom January 13, 2022
mugGet the umug.

No u

No u is used by idiots who can’t come up with anything else when there taken in part of a “roasting competition
ur mom is ugly

“No u”
by honktami July 13, 2021
mugGet the No umug.

c u next tuesday

(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...
Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
mugGet the c u next tuesdaymug.

u

"U"
by anonymous May 27, 2021
mugGet the umug.

‘re u

hey. “
“ ‘re u “
by kmxiiu November 13, 2021
mugGet the ‘re umug.

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