post jew

A person of Jewish origin who does not believe and or practice the Jewish religion.

Person A: I'm Jewish.

Person B: Do you go to Synagogue?

Person A: Nay, I am a post Jew.

by marcusmaximus June 1, 2024

Post physique

Something gay dudes say while in an internet argument as a way to look at other dudes’ bodies.

Dude 1: I don’t think gyms are the most important part of life.
Dude 2: Oh yeah?? Then post physique.
Dude 1: Fine, here it is *pic*
Dude 2: Oh fuck yeah that’s hot

by Piewert June 5, 2024

Post hoc rationalization

Don't care bitch you don't hage a right to do it EITHER WAY you fucking mongrel. You need to take your own advice and humble yourselves OR get your kids murdered more frequently until you learn to stop infesting people's lives like the cockroaches you are.

Hym "You're trying this as post hoc rationalization and it isn't going to work. 1 or 0 fuck-face. Choose."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2024

post this on ig reels

when somebody says this it basically means "put this on Instagram reels so I can disrespect the shit out of you and watch what happens" I am not sure how to put more than that really, but I think the example will help.

original poster : *posts a cringy ass video*
commenter : "post this on ig reels lil bro"

by blocktheurbandictionarist. June 6, 2024

Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist

Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.

Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2024

post your type day

The day you post a image or video of someone who resembles your type

Example: a celebrity, your partner etc

Central cee is my type i should post him for post your type day

by Camjune June 11, 2024

Post Production Clarity

listening to a song or project you've worked on a few hours or days after the initial session and realizing that it is in fact, kind of ass. This phenomena happens due to the long studio sessions and listening to the project over and over, which tricks your mind thinking that it sounds normal. These usually have the hugest impacts on Mixing and on Compositions. The best way to avoid this is to step away for 30 minutes every 2-4 hours to let your ears readjust.

Person A: "Yo you said last night you had a song you were working on? How's that going?"
Person B: "Yeah, mostly Scrapped that project, post production clarity hit and i realized it sounded like a snake wrestling a garbage disposal."

by Life4stay June 28, 2024