P Burto

A mistake. He has curly hair and is honestly a cursed image.

(phone call): Hey, buddy? What are you- wait- no go awa-p-p-p-burto?!

*exit with sounds of a shower curtain being devoured by p burto*

by hey_o_buddy_o April 30, 2019

P. I.

Private Investigator

That motherfucker used to be a P. I.

by Kjail April 30, 2019

bomb p

A really wet, tight, good smell and tasting pussy. That makes you cum quick.

Oh honey chile she had some bomb p.

Sorry baby I couldn’t last long you have Bomb p.

by Oh honey chile May 14, 2019

p&st

An acronym for perky and sexy titties

Rhonda was walking by and she had some fine ass p&st

by DELLAWINX March 22, 2019

Control P

Nigerian English-Used informally to report someone who takes an issue personal. Usually used in both English and Pidgin expressions.

Why are you pressing control p on a small issue like that?
Pidgin English: Why you dey press control p on small mata like that?

by Tpatrick March 25, 2019

5 P's

Pretty Piss Poor Positive Planning

"When John stole the bike and got caught, it was the result of the 5 P's."

"Mary's plan failed because of the 5 P's."

Frank: "Uncle Mike tried to replace the switch without turning off the electricity. He got electrocuted.

Joe: Sounds like a case of the 5 P's.

by 4377ation April 6, 2019

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by Phil booty April 10, 2019