When you give your partner a warning before ejaculating, usually by tapping the head or thick repeatedly before the release, so they can be prepared.
by UD Hero December 24, 2017
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Sue: last night when I was working my shit someone left some white stuff all over the check book but there was no money
Josh: uhh you know what that is
Sue what?
Josh you just had a nut and dash...
Josh: uhh you know what that is
Sue what?
Josh you just had a nut and dash...
by Woahfacts---686 May 21, 2018
Get the nut and dash mug.Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).
by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018
Get the Birthday Nut mug.soft nut occurs when a person is flaccid and expierences ejaculation caused by someone, something, or some word.
by enzotwocov September 28, 2009
Get the soft nutted mug.The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
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Get the Deez Nuts mug.When you ejaculate on a full bladder, making so when you bust you immediately piss everywhere giving your cum a yellowish tint
Friend: Are you sure you don’t want to come over?
Me: Maybe tomorrow, I have been holding my piss all day for a caramel-nut!
Me: Maybe tomorrow, I have been holding my piss all day for a caramel-nut!
by I’m probably baked February 3, 2020
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