New Jersey Squealer

When you're fucking a midget with orange skin and they scream at the top of their lungs.

Guy 1: "Did you hook up with that girl from Jersey last night?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, I gave her a New Jersey Squealer."

by Gustation April 19, 2018

colebrook new hampshire

A small town in northern New Hampshire full of idiots who think they are lawyers.

Fuck I have court next week and I need a Lawyer! Good thing I know some trailer park trash in Colebrook New Hampshire next to the dairy farm!

by HOLYBIGBILL November 6, 2017

new orleans snowball

A sexual act requiring a MMF threesome in which a man expels the hot load he just received in his ass onto a woman’s face.

Hey, Charity, do you need a towel to clean off that New Orleans Snowball or are you going to lick it off your hand?

by Bruce in Biloxi March 2, 2018

The New York Challenge

Eating at all the McDonalds in Manhattan in a 24 hour period.

Guy 1: what do you want to do for food today?
Guy 2: I'm like really hungry, let's do The New York Challenge.
Guy 1: The ultimate Mac Attack, I'm down.

by pocketmaster6969 October 16, 2019

New Phone Fingers

When someone gets a new phone and their texts are indecipherable for a week due to their inexperience with the keyboard.

Jack: Whay sre u doinh tonuggt?

Jill: New Phone Fingers, Jack?

by Adzuki September 10, 2012

New England Blowout

When something doesn't sit right on your stomach and you go to the bathroom and take a massive two shits. (Massachusetts)

Friend - Rough night?
You - Yeah, had a New England Blowout.
Friend - What's that?
You - You know....massive two shits..

by Mittens Willis December 22, 2012

New Vienna, Ohio

New Vienna, Ohio is a teeny-tiny itsy-bitsy town in southern Ohio. It is located in Clinton county, however, some people with a New Vienna address live in Highland county. This small town has only one traffic light, yet contains two gas stations, a family dollar, a bank, a car wash, a library, a police office and fire station, an ice cream shop, an pizza place, an elementary school, a factory, and two churches. There is also a railroad running through the center of town, but there are rarely any locomotives. The 2000 Census states that there are 1,294 residents of New Vienna. New Vienna was incorporated on June 7th, 1853, and is a rural community with lots and lots of farmland. In fact, the school has a cornfield behind it!

I love New Vienna, Ohio! It's my hometown!

by MaeLeighOliver November 6, 2012