Mexican T-shirt

a paper toilet seat cover or ass gasket often found in public restrooms.

Always use a Mexican T-shirt when crapping at the gas station.

by dankrab March 22, 2008

Mexican Alarm Clock

An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.

This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.

"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"

"Fuck man, have a big one?"

"The biggest."

"How'd you act in the morning?"

"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."

"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"

by Trogdog April 8, 2010

mexican wet whistle

Pouring a shot of tequila down an ass crack (using the crack as a funnel to shoot tequila down your throat i.e. tequila luge) while tongue punching the fart box.

How far did you get with Emily last night? Nothing but a Mexican wet whistle, did about 4 and called it a night...

by ZCV99 February 6, 2019

mexican door handle

a trunk release latch on the inside of the trunk. synonymous with emergency latch and rape escape.

We won't have to wait for someone to let us out of the trunk, we just have to find the mexican door handle.

by steelerfan7 September 3, 2009

Mexican Flash Mob

What do you get when you tell an entire nation that they're about to receive U.S. work visas?

LAX was a real Mexican Flash Mob the other night, Homes. I didn't take the 405 exit.

by Juan Chimichanga June 28, 2012

Mexican Sheep Dog

When a soft taco is rolled tightly to be used as a dildo and eaten after use

I just had a mexican sheep dog and got bonus corn.

by box of soup February 26, 2011

Mexican tree war

When two groups of Mexicans (usually gangs) run out of bullets and resort to climbing trees and throwing tacos at the enemy

I was once caught in the middle of a Mexican tree war

by Spoockthegreat June 26, 2019