A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
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The incarnation of Humpty Dumty!!
Actually looks like and egg and fell off her chair
The incarnation of Humpty Dumty!!
Actually looks like and egg and fell off her chair
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Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.
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Where a female stripper shoots a peeled hard boiled egg out of her coochie with such force that it lands in one of t
Those pickled egg jars at the foot of the stage.
Those pickled egg jars at the foot of the stage.
I've only seen the. Erotic egg toss once. This was at a stripper bar 🤣 called the stoplight on kapiolani avenue in Honolulu hawaii.
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