Deny Dick December

Sorry girls for the hole month of December you can’t get any dick

Sorry I can’t it’s deny dick December

by Real high gurl shit December 1, 2019

December 21st (FNU)

December 21st is Fur-No-U day, this is an annual 24 hour period, in which anyone who isnt a furry, is. While those who were already a furry arent for the duration of the day, this day has been established as the law since Dec 20th 1775, the punishment for not celebrating this day varies in different countries though in all of them the punishment still involves the suspect being a homosexual. In America, (in addition to being officially labeled as homosexual) the suspect has their penis and balls clipped off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that have an average retail price of $8.95, unless you identify as female, if you do then you have the lower half of your body surgically removed without application of anesthesia, after the procedure they would have the internal walls of their vaginal cavity force fed to them. In Asia they are executed by the two decade old Chinese practice traditionally known as "Death by deepthroat and semen drowning" in the rest of the world they are slowly lowered feet first into a pit of hungry virgin twenty two year old males who would have a sexual engagement with anything else that breaths.

1. That's Jim, he usually hates furrys, but today hes a furry who hates furry haters,
2. That's Jim, he didn't celebrate December 21st (FNU) and is having his cock and balls cut off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that retail for $8.95

by ACF Patiza December 19, 2020

kick dick december

this is a pass to boot any boys that participated in “slap ass month” in the dick, all month long

person 1: i bet all the josh regrets doing slap ass month

person 2: why?
person 1: because it’s kick dick december

by qhagevshdhshxhebsjhx October 3, 2020

Chore December 1st

Chore December 1st is where you do chores without arguing with your parent and without them asking.

It is Chore December 1st better do my chores!

by MuffinMaster2010 November 20, 2019

December 7-13

December 7-13 is national "gargle me🤞" week. Make sure to spread the word, and tell your friends and favorite creators "gargle me🤞"

it's December 7-13! happy national gargle me week‼️‼️

by versions hype house December 6, 2020

december bride

when you shoot your load all a womans body

man I made a december bride of that bitch last night

by ttcc March 4, 2009

4th December the gay day

Be as gay as you want with any boy without saying no homo. It is not gay. You can even touch tips

Callum: Can I slip my dick in your ass.
James: no I'm not gay
Callum: it's the 4th December the gay day so it's not gay
James: oh ok stick if in as far as you want

by England_sex December 3, 2020