Fort Worth Christian 

A school located in NRH, Texas full of bratty, white rich kids that will never amount to anything in their life. Everything is handed to them with no work put in. None of the students have ever seen a single day of struggle. They are more offended by gay people than actual racism. The entire football team is full of r*pists, majority of the school knows but everyone acts like it's normal. The teachers are perverted and will kick you out of the school if you don't meet their standards: complete and total discipline, conservative beliefs, and a rich background. This school produces homophobic, racist, spoiled, and "evangelical christians". Love God, love people right?

A: "Do you know that guy that drives the big *ss truck that goes to Fort Worth Christian?"
B: "Oh yeah, the r*pist?"
C: "Wait... Which one?"

Fort Worth Christian by don'ttrytoreachme September 8, 2021

Mount Carmel Christian 

A professing Christian, usually white, that thinks their to good to speak to other Christians that don’t attend their church or school. Usually arrogant, and will try their best to avoid you so they don’t have to talk to you.

Hey there’s John, he started going to Mount Carmel, and he to good to talk to us now, he’s a Mount Carmel Christian.

Mount Carmel Christian by AmazingAmy80 May 6, 2022

holy trinity in christianity 

Deez nuts

The holy trinity in Christianity to u to

holy trinity in christianity by Grass is yum May 24, 2022

I am a hardcore christian 

Bale fan

Really cool on a shirt when the front says the definition “you’re a hardcore christian?” “Nah i am a hardcore christian” and then turn around “bale fan”

I am a hardcore christian by Sigma777 October 19, 2022

Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.

Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.

Credit Card Christian by Silvershades November 14, 2023

Eva and Christian 

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began to get together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn’t always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3

Oh, Eva and Christian, they were meant to be together from the start.

Eva and Christian by Chazard04 December 27, 2023

Eva and Christian 

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began to get together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn’t always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3

Oh, Eva and Christian, they were meant to be together from the start.

Eva and Christian by Chazard04 December 27, 2023