big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.

Elliot, you're a big bird motherfucker.

by magicmurdercat January 9, 2024

Bird

An expression to use for any given sentence or its just a saying

Yo bro im gonna get some pussy tonight

Me - frr ? Birddddddd

by J.dulce04 November 6, 2020

Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

Mother Birding

When you performe the act of fellatio on a male, he then ejaculates into the mouth of the sexual partner. From this point the partner of the pleasure receiver contains the semen in their mouth and spits or kisses the semen in his mouth. Hence mother birding.

"I'm think of mother birding Josh to spice up the relationship" "I mother birded Dan and he totally loved it"

by Sexual goddess December 17, 2013

dirty bird

When you put your finger in your own or someone else's butt hole and flip someone off

I gave that girl a dirty bird

by hirschy March 21, 2015

bird

A animal that will shit everywhere and will fly into death as well has leaving 50 feathers and you have to pick it all up

Bird owner: What should I do with my bird
Used to be bird owner: Kill that little shit has fast has you can before it fly's and shit's everywhere.

by JellyBeanisDefoMid May 17, 2022

Backyard bird

A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.

From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.

by togoo January 24, 2014