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American railroad

The act of glueing your ass to another mans ass.
The participants will take turns to pass their shit to each other, thus creating a sort of exchange mechanism.
Bro i can't talk right now, i'm in an american railroad with Jamal.
by RpM_Ozzy December 18, 2025
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American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).
European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome
by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021
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Tylenol American

A Tylenol American is a person from the United States who is clearly retarded and suffers a developmental disability from their mother overdosing on Tylenol during her pregnancy.
"I can't believe Savant just did that. What a Tylenol American."
by Coastal_Guardian October 6, 2025
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American Roulette

The process of pissing on the door of a public restroom hoping someone doesn't walk in.
"Yo dude, should we American Roulette that bathroom"-Dude 1
"Nah, too many motherfuckers, its too hot"-Dude 2
by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023
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context americans

Those people that see a crime or horrific act being committed but instead of condemning it immediately and outright, ask for "context"
Girl: puts dog in dryer for laughs on TikTok

Context Americans: "Context?"
by Jaketard April 14, 2023
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American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.
Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.
by KramerKnowsEverything June 29, 2014
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Americaning

Becoming fat and racist and getting freedom
Friend one: I feel like having a hamburger ‘cause I’m free to do so but I will only buy one from a white guy
Friend two: Dude you’re Americaning
by VodkaInhaler January 18, 2021
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