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B my T's

Brush my teeth.

May also be used as: "B your T's," meaning "Brush your teeth."
(1) "I need to go B my T's after eating that pickle & onion sandwich."

(2) "Damn, son, go B your T's. Your breath smells like shit."
by ilikeboyslol November 6, 2008
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T-Shirt Time

The concept made popular by Mike "The Situation", from the popular reality show, "The Jersey Shore".

The concept, as defined by The Situation: "We have an abundance of wife beaters ... we wear before we go out. Then it's T-shirt time. Right before we go out we take off the tank and then we put on our fresh shirt."
Jenny: Yo, you ready to go out yet?

Newton: Not Yet, I still got my wife beater on. It ain't T-Shirt Time yet.

<It is now 12am>

Newton: IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!!!!!!!!!!
by MacquarieGuy August 13, 2010
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T-P-pubes

The dried left over particles caught in your ass hair after wiping from a sloppy shit.
while washing my ass, i found a lot of T-P-Pubes caught in my hairy ass
by kevin oneill January 15, 2006
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T-Shirt Bungie

When getting oral pleasure from your partner you pull your t-shirt over their head in a clandestine manner.

The key is to do just before you are about to blow chum.

Once the t-shirt is in place, let the flood gates loose and watch the silhouette of your partner's head sling shot back and forth as they try to evade that which is eminent from slamming the back of their throat.
My ex was on her knees giving me a blowjob when I pulled my t-shirt over her head, just before I blew my goo.

Once I did there was no escape as she tried to pull away from my sloppy splash, I just relaxed and watch the T-Shirt Bungie show.

The best break up in history, that is the gift that keeps on giving...
by IronRabbit January 6, 2009
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green t-shirts

Code for marijhuana. Usually spoken on telephones or in public.
"Hey man, got any green t-shirts?"
by cowsnose June 26, 2006
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Vav T. Fook

1) Basically wtf. This deviation is derived from ye olde englishe version of fuck (fook) and also has indian roots in the vav (ask chuck norris jr.) This phrase is suitable for any and all wtf-worthy situations.
2) A person so unutterably wtf-able that he must not be named... except by this name
Greg: "I'm gonna go take a shyett."
Vav T. Fook: "Vav T. Fook!! You took a shyett foive minutes ago, that's not noiice!"
by Macho Man Randy Sandwich September 10, 2010
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T Back Crew

A group of slutty women dressed in low rise jeans or pants where the tops of their thongs are sticking out.
by Zoltar85 March 8, 2011
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