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Canning

Canning. The act of pooping in a can and hucking it at a stranger or a friend.
Short term of Canning: Can.
Friend 1: "Yo bro, you tryna go canning?"
Friend 2: "What's Canning?"
Friend 1: "Pooping in a can and throwing it at someone"
by apiehuwiq December 8, 2024
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Can

Slang for mace

Usage guide

Future tense: I'm going to can out bettey

Past tense: my friend accidentally canned him and his friend out

Present tense: yo he is canning that kid out
I want to can out bettey.
by Crackerjack2k December 9, 2024
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chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever
Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
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Can and should

You're not and authority and you're not the decider of what I can or should do.
Hym "No I can AND should. Fuck your kids you piece of shit. It isn't a joke. Every time they get raped God smiles. Fuck your kids. This is exactly what I can and should do and I have a right to do it. If it isn't clear to everyone single pedophile on the planet at this this point that they need to BOTH stop letting your kids live after they raped them AND KEEP RAPING THEM... Then it should be. Raping your kids is the freedom they will ever experience here. You breeder fucks have stolen life away from everyone around you and you are LITERALLY too retarded to understand what you've done. You aren't protecting your kids. Why? Because you can't. This isn't it. And every time you fail THIS is why you deserve it."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
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Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about
Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"
by KnashKash January 13, 2025
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cuz i can

why did you do that?
you:cuz i can!
by yeyepena123 October 22, 2019
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No can do

"I'm sorry, but I won't be able to attend the event on Tuesday. It's a no can do for me, unfortunately."
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025
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