ur daddy fatty

literally the best way to insult any family member, without no doubt, is the true way to offend someones family member

Craig: LMAO ur mom gay ur dad lesbian ur brother mother ur uncle a cuckle ur sister mister LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 9GAG IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Matthew: And your daddy fatty

After the sentence is complete, all planet earth becomes a huge battle royale and everyone is fighting everyone, and the last survivor can rule planet earth

by daddy fucker 124 March 20, 2018

Ur Cousin

Another very bad variation of ur mom that is generally used when speaking about incest but can also be used in many other situations.

Warning: using this variation of the common phrase "ur mom" may cause confusion due to it's unpopularity.

John: hey bro, what's up?
Dick: ur cousin

John: what?

by Pika Pika bitch August 5, 2018

ur mom

absolutley dissing ur mom me personally not taking that thoe.

ur mom so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

by hahalolfatass December 19, 2023

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

Ur mum

Crusty toenails

I think I have ur mum

by Papi macabi April 15, 2020

ur dad is hot

Yeah ur dad is pretty hot..

Dude Carley ur dad is hot 😍😍😍

by I❤️Hot dads a lot 😍😍 March 31, 2022

ur species feces

The worst insult to ever exist in any language known to man. Worse than all other insults combined.

Donald Trump: ur mom gay
Kim Jong Un: no u
Donald Trump: ur species feces
Kim Jong Un: *explodes, starting WW3 and plunging the world into a new age of eternal darkness*

by Hawest April 4, 2018