Sloth Top

A top who is too lazy to actually do anything, or one that just lays and lets the bottom do all the work.

"...and he didn't want to do anything, he just lay there the entire time." "Oh! He's a sloth top."

by Profiti August 5, 2022

onions on top

(adj) A general term that indicates a feeling of awesomeness; a substitute for "good", "great", etc; can also substitute for "sexy", "hot", etc; a high compliment.

That hiking trip was amazing; it was onions on top the whole time.

by Omylanta October 31, 2008

Crop Top

a top that is definitely against the dress code, but nobody cares. (Except THAT ONE TEACHER, as well as THAT ONE SUB.)

That one teacher: "Hey, you cant wear that crop top here!"
girl: "AND!?!?"

by I KAN SPEL June 13, 2022

CHOC-TOP

when engaging in anal sex the man pulls his penis out with shit on the tip and puts it in the females mouth

the guy gave her a nasty choc-top

by verybickboy November 1, 2018

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Halter Top

A tall gay man that is a top; also likes choking or being choked.

The Halter Top that came over was a tall drink of water and my neck is still sore.

by J J B. March 10, 2022

Top 100%

Is a way of saying "the worst (in terms of something)", that, if not listening carefully, may be understood as "the best (in terms of something)".

"We are in top 100% in terms of ethical treatment of workers and the environment" - Nestle probably

by Zaberu March 9, 2024