Skip to main content

Chris Diaz

The hottest, wet inducing person you will ever meet. He is gonna be big one day. An ordinary guy, to maybe perhaps a football star.
Guy: I wish i was a Chris Diaz.
by Dover Bend September 8, 2022
mugGet the Chris Diaz mug.

chris

a nice name but a really cheap person

cheap
chris is a nice guy but also a cheap person
by Borderjumper89 September 10, 2022
mugGet the chris mug.

Chris

Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.

He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.

Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.

So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
“Chris is a sick cunt
by ebgrace11 September 12, 2022
mugGet the Chris mug.

Chris Robilliard

Hey mate your acting like a true Chris Robilliard! I just took a a massive CB! This food tastes like Chris Robilliard!
by LMTV September 12, 2022
mugGet the Chris Robilliard mug.

Chris Wallace

(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)
"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"
by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022
mugGet the Chris Wallace mug.

Stinky Back Door Chris

A Stinky Back Door Chris or well know was the (Stinkus Doorlilous Christopher) is a creature that lives in the shadows of your room and under your bed.
Girl: OMG THE STINKY BACK DOOR CHRIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT WHAT DO I DO?!
Girl 2: I don't know just sleep on the couch ig
by Chiloh White April 22, 2022
mugGet the Stinky Back Door Chris mug.

Chris

An absolute hottie, that I’ve been in love with for ages.
Girl 1 “Wow he’s really cute…like REALLY CUTE!!!!!”
Girl 2 “Yeah I know right, he’s a total Chris.”
by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022
mugGet the Chris mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email