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Croatian Push-Back

When one is getting bummed by a gentleman and pushes back so hard the condom is turned inside out and becomes full of shit. This creates the perfect starting point for an Alababa Popsicle.
Tarquin: Oh Charles, push back harder!
Charles: Oops! I think I just did a Croatian Push-Back
Tarquin: ROFL
by iC3m4n September 28, 2015
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Back On My Bullshit

I'd like to revise my previous definition and emphasize that being back on one's bullshit is not necessarily a good thing either. If you don't know how to control your bullshit, and it is negatively affecting you or others, then you're better off without engaging in your 'thing' (whatever that may be).

The phrase "back on your bullshit" is best used in the context when you're in a healthy mental & physical state and you wanna engage in the 'thing' that gives you pleasure/makes you tick, but this time it does not affect you or others negatively (either due to increased wisdom and/or environmental factors). Sometimes this may never happen as you fear to be consumed by it again. People with a Type B personality are less likely to be back on their bullshit, while those with a Type A personality are more likely to.
EXAMPLE 1
Mother: Why on earth are you gambling again?
Son: Because I'm back on my bullshit! I feel I have self-improved a lot since, and I feel I can control myself now.
Mother: My dear, sooner or later you'll be consumed by it again. That's just the nature of gambling.

EXAMPLE 2
Nathan: Eyyy bro!
Dan: Hey Nathan! Wha-, you seem different!

Nathan: Well I had a revelation this past week and for some miraculous reason my mind has started being creative again. You probably know I've been a bit depressed this past month, but now I can finally kiss goodbye to Writer's block because I'm back on my bullshit!

EXAMPLE 3
After being locked out of his Bitcoin account (worth $$$$$ now) and sworn to never touch bitcoin again, Solomon was back on his bullshit and decided to invest in bitcoin again.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 16, 2022
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Back to you, guys.

A retort used to follow up a useless, random, or obvious comment, indicating the users total lack of interest in said comment.

Alluding to news reporters sending a story back to the newsroom.
Mike: Man, the grass out here is really green.
Brandon: Back to you, guys.
by BrandonMannn September 18, 2012
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Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.
See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.
by Louis_Cali July 31, 2007
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back door dip

she wouldnt shut up so i gave here the back door dip then threw it in her yapper.
by bloodvomit September 8, 2003
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backing away slowly

To flee in a reversed motion to avoid extreme awkwardness.
Paul was busy masturbating until his mother walked into the room. She was backing away slowly.
by natedizzle7 January 3, 2014
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put your back into

To use a lot off effort and energy on a particular task
You have put your back into studying english since 2 month ago.
by Aryamehr December 26, 2016
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