out of town rule

The ability to have your way with as many pillows as possible when your significant other isnt there

Man when my girlfriend isnt here, I just cant help but use the out of town rule, those pillows are getting very expensive.

by Wilber84 January 21, 2009

Rules of New Years

You must:
1: watch
2: kiss
3: ????
4: PROFIT

Kelsey: "kissing isn't a rule on New Years"
Chris: "Kissing is the 3rd rule in the Rules of New Years"

by Failbait July 11, 2010

5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

by Kim July 10, 2004

14-10 Rule

When a seemingly incompatible couple is married quickly, then subsequently announce that they are 14 weeks pregnant only 10 weeks after the wedding night.

“Did you hear about Jane and John?”
“The 14-10 Rule, many such cases”

by Nicholas Cage I March 22, 2021

3 Finger Rule

if you can finger a girl with 3 fingers, you should do her at your place that night.

Jon: Let's see if the 3 finger rule applies to Stacy.Can i finger you Stacy?
Stacy: Yes Jon.
Jon: Well meet me at my place around 9ish, you passed the 3 finger rule.

by Pat da Baker n' Ian May 6, 2009

Dems Da Rules

dey r de rules

Person A- ur not gonna grass me up 2 de police, r u
Person B- Na, loyalty innit, dems da rules

by whateva u 1t March 13, 2010

3 Day Rule

If you're dating a chick & it's early on, if she doesn't talk to you for three days, with you trying to make an effort, then you dump her.

Aaron: Hey! Have you talked to what's-her-name yet?
John: I've tried! Calling, texting.. Nothing man...
Aaron: Ha, looks like she's getting the 3 Day Rule then.
John: Bitch gets three days!

by GuessWhoBaby? October 16, 2012