Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
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When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.
"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"
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