Jo P

Sulking beta male who will never find his Mexican. Spellbound in simp town, no tears left to cry, man brain, a diabetic homosexual anomaly

Jo P walked into a Trap house

by Jojopeepee April 1, 2022

p bunny

Procrastination bunny is originated from one of the Wulfi and Wraa comics on a tumblr blog. Wraa says hi to Wulfi but he sorta knows once he hangs out with Wraa he is not going to get anything done. He told Wraa to stay away but Wraa begs for watching only one tiny episode of Game of Thrones together. Four seasons later, Wulfi asks, "Why do you always do this to me?" Replied Wraa, "It's my job. Unlike you, I do my work."

Damn! P bunny didn't let me cook last night and I didn't bring any lunch today.

by p-bunny August 17, 2016

jonathan P.

A guy who is very short , sometimes Is a head ass, and who has a very short temper.

"Hey do you know Jonathan P.?"
"Yeah dude, he's such a head ass "

by Headassqueen January 25, 2017

P Load

Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".

Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.

P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.

"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"

"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"

by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021

P

nickname for Texas Land Commissioner George P. Bush

P saved The Alamo from being sold privately.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.

Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

Madi P.

The most amazing girl ive ever known she was there for me to the end i love her she my bread queen NO ONE I MEAN NOOOOO ONE can take her place not even if you tryed she will always be in my heart if you seeing this its Shay ilu with all my heart no homo tho 😋❤ if you disrespect her stfu then byeee

¨Hows Madi P.?
¨Who is Madi P.?

by SHAYYISON URBAN October 30, 2019