best friends

a best friend isn’t someone who you’ve known the longest it’s someone who’s been there for you longer

fake person- were best friends

me- you were never there so no we aren’t

by lenny the beast May 28, 2019

freeway friend

A friend, family member or acquaintance that only calls you, or answers your calls, when they are driving to or from work.

“Jerry is such a freeway friend. I can never get ahold of him unless he is commuting.

by JerryMcGee August 15, 2019

fake friend

They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.

“____ is such a fake friend.”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019

Friend but More

When your dating a person and the guy or girl doesn't want to put a label on it or even kiss even after all the things you done for him/her

Bustin: what are we
Fanna: we are friends but more
Bustin: fuck this shit I'm out, didn't spend 3 years of dating you to be a friend but more! Fml

by Chef booty September 16, 2016

Silver Friend

A friend who gives you everything. Want a loan? Want awesome Christamas presents? Want a new job? Want a new life? Just ask your silver friend for help!

Kyle is my silver friend and gives me chocolate and gifts all the time. Mainly because he is obsessed with me.

by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016

Friend zone

The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.

Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive

by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019

Fake Friends

You know, your 'friend' who will continue to ruin your self confidence but tell you its ok because they're just being truthful.

You: Does this dress look good on me?
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...

by Youknowwhatmaybeiamdeppressed August 8, 2020