Car

A metal box, usually with glass frames placed on all sides for better reception of photons to indicate whether operator(Casually called driver) is about to manuver the car into foliage, human made structures, people, cars, and other surroundings. The box has cylinders, made of rubber turned by the explosion of a combust able fluid, most likely petroleum. A car usually has rubber boxes inside the car to place an operator, luggage or person inside the box.

I drove a car to work.
I can't pay for a car.

by Not quite sure June 18, 2022

Ass car

When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car. Usually as a prank

Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontic a solid ass car!

by Jkaeagle July 28, 2020

car keys

A common road trip game, often played on school buses. a game where you claim cars to be yours by screaming "car keys"

Lets play car keys!

by ghost.babii October 14, 2019

loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

John Carring

The act of looking suave and debonair. The embodiment of a male sex symbol.

Man that new haircut is fresh as fuck! You're so John Carring !

by Firemanga January 5, 2017

not car

Refers to all cars that are not a Subaru WRX STI which offers drivers Dccd that enables drivers to adjust the amount of torque to front and rear wheels. No other vehicle offers this advantage and are coined "not cars".

Is your car a not car or a WRX STI. Your hot rod is really a not rod because it's a not car modified for speed with less control for track customization.

by Gypsie704 August 21, 2023

Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021