No u

The absolute reverse to anything anyone says ever. Also, the only known defense from the famous ur mom gay lol. Don't use it in front of kids as it can be really disturbing.

Fake friend: Damn you.
You: Bitch please
Fake friend: Stfu please
You: Yo ass fake asf
Fake friend: Ur mom gay lol
You: *smiles* *the pirates of the Caribbean theme song starts playing: No u
Fake friend: Dies in a terrible death caused by uncontrollable tears

by yo mama ugly March 29, 2021

U

Apparently a replacement for "you" online.

Direct Quote: "U coming to my house?"

Ayo where u at?

by DozerSpelling September 7, 2022

fux u

Its like saying fuck u but its cuter and girlier

Taylor: yo u short LMAOOO
Lexi: fux u <3

by sallyy applesauce May 1, 2021

u-12

U-12 is when all your friends are teenagers but your stuck on the little kid side.

stop being such a U-12.

by SudDude November 24, 2016

bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 8, 2024

Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022

Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.

As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..

by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023