by Kril Fam May 6, 2016
Get the Get Canmug. by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020
Get the Can I feel your heartbeatmug. when someone asks you a question and you turn your head slowly and mechanically while still looking at your computer screen, book, etc to let them know you acknowledge the question
girl: hey, what do you think of this top?
boy: *does the can opener turn*
girl: hey, i'm talkin to you, dont u can opener turn me, see this is the problem in our relationship....
boy: i heard you, i heard you
boy: *does the can opener turn*
girl: hey, i'm talkin to you, dont u can opener turn me, see this is the problem in our relationship....
boy: i heard you, i heard you
by taconesh February 25, 2011
Get the can opener turnmug. by ur mom gave me this name April 8, 2022
Get the nevermind can you shut upmug. by Just a guy on this horrifying March 21, 2021
Get the canned grassmug. Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
Get the If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?mug. 