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Michael Bucktooth 

When a situation has 0 impact on your life and no one cares about any possible outcome relating to the situation.
My boss is mad I couldnt cover on saturday. But to me thats a Michael Bucktooth cuz i dont care.

Yea no one showed up to the funeral. It was basically a Michael Bucktooth.

Michael Hutchinson 

The greatest goalie of all time, despite what all of the haters say!
Cole: "Who is the greatest goalie of all time?"

Warren: "Michael Hutchinson"

Michael Barone 

The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.

Michael Jackson 

-Is that Michael Jackson?
-No that's Muzan Kibutsuji

Michael Beekman 

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Jon: Michael Beekman is such a “🤓”
Michael: You just got clapped 🤓🤓

Michael Beekman 

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Jon: Michael Beekman is such a “🤓”
Michael: You got clapped 🤓🤓