Mary has a giant schlong. If Mary isn't careful with her massive dick, she'll poke someone's eye out. It cannot be expressed how large her shaft is. Like, it is unholy how long Mary's shaft is
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY EYE, MARY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR GIANT SCHLONG POKED MY EYE OUT, JESUS FUCK"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"
by R3Lum3 January 31, 2025
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by Chink nugget69 February 2, 2025
Get the Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest mug.kinda a baddie guess has a lot of ice and is super fun and cutesie and amazinf and the cutest girlie ever I LOVE MARIE. shes the sweetest ever and im so happy were friends. WHAT A BLESSING
Noah: Hi Marie
Marie: Hi Noah
Noah: You're the cutest and baddest girlie ever love ya
Marie: Oh thanks ig
Marie: Hi Noah
Noah: You're the cutest and baddest girlie ever love ya
Marie: Oh thanks ig
by Ottfire February 7, 2025
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
Get the 《¤》Samantha《¤》Marie《¤》Robles《¤》samantha《¤》marie《¤》robles 《¤》Samantha《¤》Marie《¤》 mug.Marie as a friend or girlfriend is so fucking annoying all they do is nag and bitch AROUND ALL DAY and never shut the fuck up and they always think they are always right in every situation and so annoying but its always the middle name.
by london a bitch February 24, 2025
Get the marie mug.It consists of the member without a penis of the relationship hanging upside down from the beam of an abandoned building and sucking the member with a penis of the relationship until he cums.
optional: the man can carry dynamite close to his chest
ps: gypsies and lesbians no
optional: the man can carry dynamite close to his chest
ps: gypsies and lesbians no
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