LAW OF ATHLETE

the standard or mode of action used by athletes to maximize their talents and create opportunities to reach their success beyond athletics.
The law of athlete provides standards for athletes to use beyond their athletic career.
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My great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
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Fonteneau's law

A bi girl will date a gamer boy
"Did you hear she's dating that guy Jacob"
"No surprise, she's bi and he plays videogames. That's Fonteneau's law"
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towel law

The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.
Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.
by Niger Tits October 09, 2017
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Daigles law

When ever a boy with the last name Daigle is talking or paying attention to you you must say cheese and write cheese on Any surface he is near
Daigles law is active when taking to someone with last name daigle
by EverytrikYT February 09, 2025
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Poe’s Law

A law created by Poe that says there’s no way to tell if something is real or a joke
I can’t tell if this Garfield comic is satire due to “Poe’s Law”
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