When a conversation goes on longe enough, it will inevitably become about Communism or someone being actively racist
by Controlfreak91102 November 29, 2020
Get the Controlfreak's lawmug. "No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."
Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of stacked boxesmug. In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024
Get the Cummins Lawmug. by lighterfuel May 26, 2010
Get the Squealers Lawmug. 
Get the step-co-grandniece-in-lawmug. by soexxxxzyyyyboyyy January 1, 2025
Get the Law Rehmug. When a person/nigga gives away their rights as a black person. This is usally done when the Nigga is tired of being black. This was popular around the 1800-1900.
Example:
person 1: I am so tired of this i can't take it i don't wanna be black anymore.
person 2: then use the Nigga Law. but be careful since you cannot use the nigga law anymore.
person 1: I am so tired of this i can't take it i don't wanna be black anymore.
person 2: then use the Nigga Law. but be careful since you cannot use the nigga law anymore.
by AM happy as i am April 11, 2023
Get the Nigga Lawmug.