saltine-job

When a girl gives you a head job to climax then blow dries your dick to make the load stick to your nuts then and pours salt on them....

Matt: That chick gave me the best saltine-job last night at Kmart.

by Master saltine chef February 10, 2017

Jobs Corollary

An addendum to Rule 34 - There's an app for that! (TAAFT

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.

by Mofrak August 24, 2010

elbow job

to jack off with your elbow

i elbow job myself every night

by gr8andhappy April 24, 2015

Rust Job

When someone takes a shit in their hand, then proceeds to give themselves or someone else a hand job.

Tim is a weird ass dude, he is all into Rust Jobs and shit.

by InvaderSquibs May 29, 2018

Slaw job

A law enforcement term to describe a foolish and incompetent attempt to plant evidence on someone who is mistakenly believed to be guilty that eventually backfires.

"He looked like the right guy, so I planted some weight in his trunk, but it turned out to be a slaw job, and now the rat squad is on me."

by rotwald March 27, 2010

HOB-JOB

When a girl gives a blow job whilst simultaneously eating a hobnob.

Crumbs in my foreskin again, must be another HOB-JOB

by SFTBNIQQA May 7, 2015

Job Bank

The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.

Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!

by deaniss March 18, 2012