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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
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homework brain

Homework brain. The condition where you spend so much time doing homework you develop temporary Down Syndrome.
Briana started getting homework brain
by MizuMizu July 20, 2023
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think brain think

When you know somebody that is so stupid you just want to hit them on the head to get their brain going.
I swear when I heard what cameo did I just wanted to her her in the head and shout think brain think at her.
by Kjsdlecksmbumd January 5, 2018
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TikTok brain

"TikTok brain" is a colloquial term describing the characteristic short attention span exhibited by individuals, particularly of the latest generation, influenced by the rapid and concise content consumption prevalent on platforms like TikTok.

This term highlights the tendency to engage in brief, attention-grabbing activities and a reduced capacity for sustained focus or prolonged attention.
"I noticed my little sister's TikTok brain kicking in during our movie night – she couldn't sit through a film without checking her phone every few minutes."

"His TikTok brain kicked in during the lecture; after just a few minutes, he started scrolling through his phone, unable to focus on the speaker for an extended period."
by QueenAlthea November 29, 2023
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Cajones are bigger than your brain

You're brave. Very brave. Stupidly brave. Get smart please.
Boy, your cajones are bigger than your brain.
by echoAwoo May 16, 2022
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Brains

Speaking of brains...
Hym "Speaking of 'brains'... Mine isn't feeling very good right now Mr. Audience. So, in case I don't get the chance later, I'm going to do the last one now and then even if it's not the last one then you will know that chronologically that this one is supposed to be the last one. Alright? Fantastic! Ok. Here we go. The last one ever but not actually, just, you know, chronology. Ok."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
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