Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

by Carlos Barkbeer June 10, 2015

happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

The happy krill

Scary deepcord man who blocks everyone in his path. He makes “art” and blocks people who downvote it. 1505 is a bad number

I am blocking you!
-The Happy Krill 9:03pm

by Shonks_wilham November 30, 2021

Happy Hollerdaze

A southern way to wish people a happy holiday season.

Hope Y'all have a Happy Hollerdaze!

by Shellysworld December 22, 2023

Happy Air

A more fun way to say weed =

1: Hey it's 4/20 what r u gna do??

2: Hmmm well do u have any happy air to share wiith me?? =

by mEiiMme+] April 21, 2010

Happy feet

When your so overjoyed and your feet hurt with excitement you say happy feet.

Bob “man what’s wrong, you look like you excited and in pain”

Tom “I’m just feeling happy feet!”

by Allenah April 13, 2021

Happy Feet

An insult that compares people with the body shape of a penguin

Rosie O'Donnel looks like she's got some Happy Feet

by Nyaakuza June 28, 2019